The Secret Council of American Negroes is a parody blog started in 2008. Get caught up by clicking here.
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The Secret Council of American Negroes, also known as SCAN, is the man behind the man, behind the other man, behind the woman, behind everything that goes on in Black America. When your white friends wonder aloud how a black man could become president or why the NBA stands for "Nuttin' But Africans," it was us. We had a meeting and we decided these things. That's what we do. We're not all powerful (no one is), but we're powerful enough to get Colin Powell to troll the GOP and start talking about "inclusion" and racism at the Republican National Convention. And that's despite the fact that Powell is also a member of our sister (and rival) organization, Negroes of North America, aka NONA. It's a conservative off-shoot of SCAN who thought we'd been infiltrated by Democrats after we backed Brother Obama instead of Brother Powell for "Operation Real David Palmer." Truth be known, Brother Powell didn't want the gig, but you can't tell J.C. Watts shit.